What We Do For Fun

No theaters? No bowling? No Wal-Mart Supercenter? What do the Dawsons do in their free time?

We are totally preoccupied with trying to gain weight.

Seriously, does this even need a caption?

We run with the goats. Yippee.
We have implemented a work program designed to teach youngins the value of hard work.

We socialize. C'mon...we're the Dawsons. It's what we do best.

Okay, sometimes we have to get a little creative.

We really like to run with our legs tied together. Does it get any better than that?

We practically fall over each other in excitement when it comes to beach time.

We spend many hours killing roaches (and lining them up for pictures), mosquitoes, spiders, mosquitoes, scorpions, mosquitoes, bats (that's right -- BATS!), mosquitoes, flies, mosquitoes, freakin' huge moths, mosquitoes, rats, mosquitoes, crabs, mosquitoes, Monsterous centipedes, and did I mention mosquitoes?

And with all we do, we still had time to put together The D3 Band (vocals-Avery Dawson, keyboard/synthesizer-Chloe Dawson, drums/triangle-Luke "Deuce" Dawson). Their debut album, Why Did Our Parents Do This To Us? hits stores Christmas 2007.